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FCB Chicago / Senior Copywriter
July 2019 - present
Glad, Kleenex, Cottonelle
Still learning all 800+ people's names.

O'Keefe Reinhard & Paul / Copywriter
August 2018 - July 2019
Groupon, Illinois Tourism, Illinois Lottery
Don’t let the name fool you. It’s not a law firm.

space150 / Copywriter
March 2016 – July 2018
3M, Buffalo Wild Wings, Kona Brewing
Drank a lot. Wrote a lot. Not in that order.

SixSpeed / Copywriter
Dec 2014 – Feb 2016
Red Bull, Supra Boats, Fjällräven, Target
Spent several nights on a conference room couch. Told no one.

SixSpeed / Copywriter Intern
Jun 2014 – Nov 2014
Learned “the deck” was not a location.

University of Minnesota
Relations / Social Intern
May 2013 – May 2014
Realized writing is fun. And analytics are not.

Egg Music, Minneapolis
Production Intern
May 2013 – August 2013
Did not get paid to be a producer.